So I only got around to posting this weeks "Ask TheLostSigns" on Friday morning at 3am, my bad. I knew i should have done it yesterday morning. sadface.
Anywasy, it's up now. So Yey!! (^_^)
In other news, I decided to change one of the character slated to appear in the second installment of "Free Fiction Tuesdays". That ment I had to go through and change all the refrences to her in the first installment to feminine ones. I didn't realize how much of a hassle that would be.
well i'm gonna start writing the second installment as soon as i figure out what i want to happen. Or rather what happens. lol
Smooches all!
Friday, February 22, 2013
Ask TheLostSigns #2
This weeks "Ask TheLostSigns" feature questions from some Fairytale characters that we all know and love. Sadly they have problems..so many problems...
Don't worry, tho. TheLostSigns has advice!!! (^_^)
Dear TheLostSigns,
I've got a problem. A rather large female shaped problem. See, I'm not to good with women. It might be because I was born the most attractive man in the world and a prince, but women just don't seem to get me, you know? A while ago I was cursed to be horrendously ugly by an Evil Fairy after i refused her sexual advances. Considering I was entrusted into her care by my mother shortly after my fathers death, i don't really understand how i was so out of line as to be the recipient of this punishment.
Anyways, Recently I caught a thief ripping up my garden and stealing my enchanted rosebushes. I used my terrifying visage to scare the beggeazus out of him and before he ran off into the night he swore that he'd provide compensation for the damage he did. Now, i thought for sure that was the last I'd hear of the old bugger, but a few days later a young woman appeared claiming to be his daughter and PAYMENT for the damage. Since she's made it clear she doesn't intend to go home without making sure her father doesn't owe me anything I've done my best to make her comfortable and stay out of her way. Checking in on her, however, i've discovered her talking to random pieces of furniture and cutlery around the castle... She's also begun searching me out and trying to make conversation or just watching me as i go about my daily business. It's a bit frightening, what do i do?
In need of your fine advice,
Basically Entitled And Suddenly Disposed
BEAST-y, darling. You need to call the police.This thief and his alleged daughter have damaged your property and invaded your home. They're taking advantage of you.
It also sounds to me like this young woman might be suffering from schizophrenia and/or hallucinations if she's talking to inanimate objects. You can't really do anything to help her since your not a doctor and there is a slight chance she could become violent towards you under certain conditions. Conditions of which may become more likely now as you've stated she taking a greater interest in interacting with you.
Call the cops, now, before it's to late!!
Good Luck.
Hello Mr. TheLostSigns,
There's this guy I like, but he doesn't even know I exist. I watched him at a party one night and fell in love. I even saved him from a shipwreck when he would have drowned. My problem is after all i've done for him he never tries to meet me or come see me. He's very ungrateful, but i love him despite his many failings. My dad says I've got an unhealthy obsession with my prince, and has forbidden me from seeking him out, but i've made some arrangements with a well known facilitator of dreams to have some corrective surgery done and then i'm going to find my handsome prince and i'm sure he'll ask me to marry him and we'll spend the rest of our lives together happily ever after. The only problem i can see is that i have to pay for my surgery with my voice so i won't be able to talk to him. Love can overcome anything right even a lack of speech right?
Tell me i can make it work!
Admittedly Really Intense Even Loving
Dear ARIEL, you need to listen to your father. You're obsessed with this dude and it's unhealthy. You be on some Fatal Attraction level crazy and you need to stop, like, right now. Kay? Your building some kinda relationship with this man but it all in your head. You have to use your words to interact with him or he won't know about the times you spend together, understand? He's probably not ungrateful. He just doesn't know who you are or that you two have ever met.
Now, Ariel, i need you to answer me very honestly hear so i can help you. Is a "facilitator of dreams" a witch? Cause witches are bad, girl. Also, do not buy reconstructive surgery so you can mack on a guy. Don't get me wrong guys like attractive women, but they also like attractive women who can talk, even if it's only to ask what they want for dinner. How you gonna pay for surgery with YOUR voice? Are you gonna burp it into a jar or something? Your facilitator might remove your vocal cords, gurl. Those are hard to put back in.
Anwasy, My advice is to go, right now, and get you some therapy. Lot's and lots of therapy you can keep your body in tact and maybe learn how to love yourself first and listen to the people who actually know you and care about you.
Good luck!
Don't worry, tho. TheLostSigns has advice!!! (^_^)
Dear TheLostSigns,
I've got a problem. A rather large female shaped problem. See, I'm not to good with women. It might be because I was born the most attractive man in the world and a prince, but women just don't seem to get me, you know? A while ago I was cursed to be horrendously ugly by an Evil Fairy after i refused her sexual advances. Considering I was entrusted into her care by my mother shortly after my fathers death, i don't really understand how i was so out of line as to be the recipient of this punishment.
Anyways, Recently I caught a thief ripping up my garden and stealing my enchanted rosebushes. I used my terrifying visage to scare the beggeazus out of him and before he ran off into the night he swore that he'd provide compensation for the damage he did. Now, i thought for sure that was the last I'd hear of the old bugger, but a few days later a young woman appeared claiming to be his daughter and PAYMENT for the damage. Since she's made it clear she doesn't intend to go home without making sure her father doesn't owe me anything I've done my best to make her comfortable and stay out of her way. Checking in on her, however, i've discovered her talking to random pieces of furniture and cutlery around the castle... She's also begun searching me out and trying to make conversation or just watching me as i go about my daily business. It's a bit frightening, what do i do?
In need of your fine advice,
Basically Entitled And Suddenly Disposed
BEAST-y, darling. You need to call the police.This thief and his alleged daughter have damaged your property and invaded your home. They're taking advantage of you.
It also sounds to me like this young woman might be suffering from schizophrenia and/or hallucinations if she's talking to inanimate objects. You can't really do anything to help her since your not a doctor and there is a slight chance she could become violent towards you under certain conditions. Conditions of which may become more likely now as you've stated she taking a greater interest in interacting with you.
Call the cops, now, before it's to late!!
Good Luck.
Hello Mr. TheLostSigns,
There's this guy I like, but he doesn't even know I exist. I watched him at a party one night and fell in love. I even saved him from a shipwreck when he would have drowned. My problem is after all i've done for him he never tries to meet me or come see me. He's very ungrateful, but i love him despite his many failings. My dad says I've got an unhealthy obsession with my prince, and has forbidden me from seeking him out, but i've made some arrangements with a well known facilitator of dreams to have some corrective surgery done and then i'm going to find my handsome prince and i'm sure he'll ask me to marry him and we'll spend the rest of our lives together happily ever after. The only problem i can see is that i have to pay for my surgery with my voice so i won't be able to talk to him. Love can overcome anything right even a lack of speech right?
Tell me i can make it work!
Admittedly Really Intense Even Loving
Dear ARIEL, you need to listen to your father. You're obsessed with this dude and it's unhealthy. You be on some Fatal Attraction level crazy and you need to stop, like, right now. Kay? Your building some kinda relationship with this man but it all in your head. You have to use your words to interact with him or he won't know about the times you spend together, understand? He's probably not ungrateful. He just doesn't know who you are or that you two have ever met.
Now, Ariel, i need you to answer me very honestly hear so i can help you. Is a "facilitator of dreams" a witch? Cause witches are bad, girl. Also, do not buy reconstructive surgery so you can mack on a guy. Don't get me wrong guys like attractive women, but they also like attractive women who can talk, even if it's only to ask what they want for dinner. How you gonna pay for surgery with YOUR voice? Are you gonna burp it into a jar or something? Your facilitator might remove your vocal cords, gurl. Those are hard to put back in.
Anwasy, My advice is to go, right now, and get you some therapy. Lot's and lots of therapy you can keep your body in tact and maybe learn how to love yourself first and listen to the people who actually know you and care about you.
Good luck!
Thursday, February 21, 2013
Blog-gy stuff! (^_^)
KK, so here's the plan:
Free Fiction Tuesdays
Ask TheLostSignsThursdays Fridays
Writing SupernaturalsSaturdays Sundays
This is the Official plan! Yey!!! (^_^)
I don't have i title yet for the Free Fiction Tuesdays book, maybe i'll leave that to you guys?
I totally did the first installment for next week!!!
I did make maps and writing names and descriptions and i think i know what's going on. lol
Still gotta figure out what everyone looks like. Figured out what everyone looks like!!
I asked my brother to take over this weeks advice for "Ask TheLostSigns" but i don't know if he'll actually do it although he did say he was flabergasted by the letters i wrote to give advice to.
Still in the middle of the "Writing Supernaturals" for this week. So many pictures...gah.
Free Fiction Tuesdays
Ask TheLostSigns
Writing Supernaturals
This is the Official plan! Yey!!! (^_^)
I don't have i title yet for the Free Fiction Tuesdays book, maybe i'll leave that to you guys?
I totally did the first installment for next week!!!
I did make maps and writing names and descriptions and i think i know what's going on. lol
I asked my brother to take over this weeks advice for "Ask TheLostSigns" but i don't know if he'll actually do it although he did say he was flabergasted by the letters i wrote to give advice to.
Still in the middle of the "Writing Supernaturals" for this week. So many pictures...gah.
Tuesday, February 19, 2013
Free Fiction Tuesdays: Hmmm, writing is hard.
For those of you who don't know I'm gonna start doing a free fiction Tuesdays. I wanted to start today, but.... I realized I'd done absolutely now world building on Omoria and had to figure out where everything, or at least where everything that related to the characters in this blog series, were located. So know I've got that done and i've already got the first seen started in my head i just need a bit more information on the characters appearances and names, then i'll see about getting started. I kept saying i wanted to write something EPIC** and now i get the chance.
By EPIC I don't mean long i mean high fantasy and not just urban paranormal. Also not exactly a romance more adventure with a side of booty. lol No smex scenes in this series, i'll leave that for the side stories.
I'm really excited since i'm going with a "Everything is not what it seems" and "Throw the rules out the window" approach.
wish me luck!!
By EPIC I don't mean long i mean high fantasy and not just urban paranormal. Also not exactly a romance more adventure with a side of booty. lol No smex scenes in this series, i'll leave that for the side stories.
I'm really excited since i'm going with a "Everything is not what it seems" and "Throw the rules out the window" approach.
wish me luck!!
New "TLP Omnimedia Cover" up on yotube!
So I just did this new cover video of Duffy's "Stepping Stone". I've like this song since shortly after it came out.
I think i did a few interesting riffs on this. But whatevers, i hope ya'll like it.
Smooches
Here's the original:
I think i did a few interesting riffs on this. But whatevers, i hope ya'll like it.
Smooches
Here's the original:
Monday, February 18, 2013
Woot Woot! (^_^)
So I've figured out the premise for my Free Fiction series. I've decided to set in Omoria and when completed it'll be part of the Life, Love, and Learning series.
I was also lazy and didn't write my upcoming post for my other two series...sadface...
Anywasy, I hope i geet everything done in time to share it with you this week. Smooches.
I was also lazy and didn't write my upcoming post for my other two series...sadface...
Anywasy, I hope i geet everything done in time to share it with you this week. Smooches.
Sunday, February 17, 2013
Getting ahead... (^_^)
Tonight while i wait for my hotdogs to explode, I've decided that since i'm prone to procrastination I'm going to get ahead a bit on my "Writing Supernaturals" and "Ask TheLostSigns" blog series. I think maybe having a week or 2 done in advance might give me a pretty decent buffer.
wish me luck.
Smooches!
wish me luck.
Smooches!
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